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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/14/2017 at 08:29 • Filed to: None

Here, have some Millenial-grade melodrama

DISCUSSION (22)

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 08:30

you think that’s bad

I always end up here: https://oppositelock.com.au/

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
06/14/2017 at 08:32

Kinja'd!!!

pip bip - choose Corrour > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
06/14/2017 at 08:39

me too

facw > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 08:44

What’s weird is when I end up at io9 because I was one letter to the left when I started typing.

Ash78, voting early and often > facw
06/14/2017 at 08:51

I’m so sorry to hear that, are you going to be okay?

facw > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 08:54

I think I’ll manage somehow...

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 08:54

Screw OpenTable.

Ash78, voting early and often > facw
06/14/2017 at 08:57

Feel free to join us over at r/urltyposupport if you want, no pressure. We all face the same struggle and it is real.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 08:58

I have this friend whose brother is very obviously gay. I mean, so flamboyantly gay that he borders on an offensive stereotype. But my friend, his sister, is completely oblivious to this. So one day we’re at dinner and she’s talking about her his “roommate” and how they’re such best friends that they share the same Opentable account, and I’m just like “yeah... that’s, friendly...”

Ash78, voting early and often > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/14/2017 at 09:01

“We were out to dinner and he even pushed my brother’s stool in. Such a gentleman!”

(Yeah, bad joke, but I’m a big fan of homophones and homonyms.)

CaptDale - is secretly British > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/14/2017 at 12:01

Lol, that was like when I used to bring “friends” home...

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 12:02

What is opentable?

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British
06/14/2017 at 12:09

Restaurant reservation site for lazy people like me (and/or indecisive people like my wife)

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 12:32

And.... How does it help?

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British
06/14/2017 at 14:53

Basically all of your half-decent local restaurants are there with up-to-date listings of available reservation times, all in one place. No need to visit individual restaurant websites or make a bunch of phone calls. And it makes it easy to change. The site has been around quite a while — many restaurants’ own sites will redirect there for online reservations.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 14:55

Oh weird. I haven’t made a reservation in years. We just go for dinner and there is always space. Neat idea though.

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British
06/14/2017 at 14:56

Yeah, 90% of our dining out is like that. But then a “date night” or special occasion comes up and it’s safer to be sure. I’ve been burned a couple times driving around on a Friday night, hoping for somewhere with less than an hour wait (excluding McDonald’s, which is only a 20-minute wait)

wiffleballtony > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 16:49

Like Chili’s, rite?

Ash78, voting early and often > wiffleballtony
06/14/2017 at 16:50

Olive Garden. Pasta Fagioli, just like everyone else.

wiffleballtony > Ash78, voting early and often
06/14/2017 at 16:56

Oh, you’re Mr Classy, with your unlimited breadsticks

Ash78, voting early and often > wiffleballtony
06/14/2017 at 17:01

AND salad. Ballin. Suddenly Weird Al came to mind...

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > pip bip - choose Corrour
06/14/2017 at 19:41

if they supplied gear for Volvo’s I’d actually find it useful. Just got an XC70 for cheap while the MR2 goes off road for a couple of months years